did obama just start a rap battle with jay-z
real nigga
I LOVE our president.
Oh. My. Lawd.
President Obama… sir… I salute you.
(via fvckrezz)
i’ve discovered why people like collarbones so much…
theyre perfect for chips and dip.
me
no this is me
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
I don’t really know how people lie to people they love.
I lied one time, and I feel like i’m going to burst into flames from guilt.
I guess i’m just not a liar.

This is supposed to be the llama from the Emperor’s New Groove.This is what nightmares are made of.
(via duckface-catpaws)
reblog if you’re satan
the fucking notes what the fuck is this website
we’re all Satan
and in that moment, i swear we were Satan
(via usedtobemyangel)






